A Man With Three Buttocks

"Now for something completely different: A Man With Three Buttocks!"... (Does this mean someone could be a 'Buttandahalfhead'?)

"Nukulear bombs is bad. Nobody should use them.
Iran says they want'em fer power plants fer 'lectricity but we know better.
They want to make bombs.
Hey United Nations! Make 'em stop! Hey IAEA! Look what they're up to! Sanctions!
I say...I'm gone make a decision. (It's what I do...being the Decider and all. heh heh!)
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I might just go over there and nuke them so they don't make a nuke 'cause nobody should use a nuke 'cause they're bad.

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Does anyone else out there feel like we're living in a Monty Python show??

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Sanctions being requested of the United Nations against Iran for their uranium enrichment program sounds moronic for them to consider when there exists more prolific examples of international hostility. Experts state that Iran would not be able to make a nuke for years. I think that countries should not be barred from obtaining nuclear power technology for energy production, especially in these times. If there really was a true international organization of the nations of Earth then I think they would have already taken issue with a nation that has invaded two other sovereign nations under its current leadership and has recently threatened attacking a third; even hinting at using nuclear weapons. I think they would have taken issue with this nation that is going against the accepted policy of the humane and civilized treatment of prisoners and has been discovered using torture on a large scale.

School is out and a spectacle in back of the school begins. The biggest school bully has a kid on the ground. The kid is being held down by a couple of the bully's friends as the bully kicks him in the face and shouts threats and abusive taunts. Around the perimeter of the fight are the shocked eyes of other students...students curious to see the gore, students afraid of shouting "Stop!", students afraid that they'll be pulled to the ground next. Too bad the students standing by watching in horror can't act together to put an end to the beating and the atmosphere of terror in their school and maybe get the bully and his gang sent to juvenile detention.